Sunday, August 06, 2006
My Cubicle & You're Pitiful
6-Aug-2006:
My job is stupid,
My day's a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Just for laughs, here's something funny. My 6th-uncle (I have 7 uncles and aunts labelled 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7) sent out an e-mail to the whole family with an mp3 attachment. In the e-mail, he included the lyrics of the song and said that it should be sung to the tune of James Blunt's 'You're Beautiful'. (Click here to download mp3). And the lyrics:
My job is stupid,
My day's a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray that I don't get canned.
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray that I don't get canned.
My cubicle, my cubicle,
It's 1 of 62,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that's the truth.
It's 1 of 62,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that's the truth.
When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks at me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks at me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.
And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn't have a view,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude. And then, in response to that, my 7th-uncle sent an e-mail which said "Hi 6th bro, your cubicle is only 6 by 6? You're pitiful" ... and he attached the mp3: yourepitiful.mp3. Hahaha!
It doesn't have a view,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude. And then, in response to that, my 7th-uncle sent an e-mail which said "Hi 6th bro, your cubicle is only 6 by 6? You're pitiful" ... and he attached the mp3: yourepitiful.mp3. Hahaha!
