Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Old McD Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O!
19-FEB-2008:
Daddy dreams to have a farmyard life,
Because he is sick with city work,
He works harder than normal nine to five,
And that person on the phone is such a jerk.
So he took Dominic to the farm,
Hoping he can learn a thing or two,
The animals will do no harm,
Perhaps they are tamer than you.
Dominic was very excited,
He recognized the animals from his books,
He could tell the feathered from the furred,
Although they looked rather different in the books.
He knows the 'baa' from the 'moo',
And the 'oink' and 'quack' and 'cluck cluck' too,
As he ran around, mummy shouted 'Becareful',
Make sure you don't step into the poo!
50p for a bag of animal feed,
I don't think anyone would hesitate to buy,
The animals eat more that they need,
No wonder they are extremely fat, oh my!
The sheep ate out of Dominic's hand,
It was the cutest sight of all,
The camera battery went dead, oh man!
But mummy caught it on the phone after all.
There were various animals everywhere,
And Dominic kept asking 'what's that?'
Daddy mummy are not 31 but reaching there
But they can't really tell a mouse from a rat!
It was a beautiful day with lots of sunshine,
And mummy is happy for a great day out,
Mummy is also happy she can still rhyme,
And that are two things to be happy about.