11-JUNE-2009:
Ever since one of my uncles discovered Gmail, he has been sending me forwarded emails - mostly jokes, funny videos, sometimes some disgusting photos (without warning - I hate that). Recently, he sent this joke which I find really funny, and also because I'm bored out of my mind, so please enjoy. :-)
Subject: Why British think 80% of Malaysian coming to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80%
of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
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# posted by Skye @ 9:41 am
